رسايل انجليزى مضحكة

مشاركات : 9 نقاط : 0 تاريخ التسجيل : 19/10/2007

1.Nipple Nipple dont be far,

can I press u in my car.

Up above the chest so high,

always milky never dry.

Let me suck you,

dont feel shy.

2.Baa Baa black dick

have you any sperm?

Yes mam, yes mam two balls full,

None for my gal frnd n none for

my ex but all for the horny girl

reading this text !!

3. I want to suck you... lick you...

wanna move my tongue all over you...

wanna feel you in my mouth...yep,

that's how u...eat an ice cream!

4. Sex is like programing,

One mistake, and YOU WILL

HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR

THE REST OF YOUR LIFEâ€¦

5. A good friend is just like

the "BRAZIER"of a girl,

which is comfortable,

supportive,that holds u tight,

and prevents u from falling

n always close to your heart

6. In which place men & women

both have CURLY HAIR..?

Oh god!!!

ur thinking is so vulgur....

its in AFRICA....

7. What is the smallest hotel in the world ?

VAGINA INN

Bcoz it can accommodate only one standing

Member with his luggage hanging outside

8. Similarity

wats da similarity b/w a

lady and a chewing gum?

A: Both r sweet and tight

in the beginning but become

tasteless and shapeless later.

9. i have hair on my base

i am six inches long

when i go inside &

outside white foam comes.

Guss who am i ??

Basketball

U dirty mind i am TOOTH BRUSH

10. Why Gynecologist is the best profession.

Where else you can tell a woman

to get naked, Feel her Breast,

Finger her Pussy and let her

husband pay for doing it.

11. Q: What is the secret of long life?

A: Morning 2 eggs, evening 2 pegs and night 2 legs!

12. Sex is like a restaurant.

sometimes u get full satisfactory n

service, and sometimes you have to

b satisfied with self-service!

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